It’s time for another give-away! There’s a signed Print copy of A Touch of Heaven waiting for the winner of this contest.
This time, we’re going to have a little fun. Have you ever played the game, Dirty Minds? Well if not, put on your thinking caps!
I’m going to list 10 descriptions of every day items/things and you have to guess what they are. The ‘trick’ is…you have to keep your mind OUT of the gutter to get them right! No answer is ‘dirty’ in nature, just the clues.
The person who emails me with the most correct answers will win the book. I’ll list the answers and the winner on November 30.
Mail your answers to email@example.com with ‘Contest 5’ in the subject line.
Now, on to the game!
1. I sometimes go down on you.
My bytes don’t bruise.
I can drive it floppy or hard.
2. I get fingered a lot.
People stick things in me.
I sometimes get laid on my spine.
3. I’m about 6 inches long.
I have nuts.
I can make women fat.
4. I start with an “F.”
I end with a “K.”
If you can’t get me, you have to use your hands.
5. You suck on me with your mouth.
I can’t stay hard forever.
There’s sometimes lipstick on my stick when you’re done.
6. I have to roll up my hose when I’m done.
I wear rubber for protection.
I come down a pole when you need me.
7. You love to lick me.
After your mouth works on me, I get sticky.
The climax comes when you chew on my stick.
8. I’m designed to pierce women.
I dangle from you appendage.
Losing me leaves you with an empty hole.
9. I fit in-between you legs.
You make me go faster by whipping me.
If you ride me too long, you walk funny.
10. I’m spread before I’m eaten.
You tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
Okay, there you go! Have fun with these and mail me your answers before November 30th!