Since this week’s Tuesday Teaser was from Wicked: Jade Butterfly, and there’s a scene in that book with the worst pick-up lines, I thought I’d list the funniest ones I’ve found…even those from the book!
(WARNING: Some of these have adult language. You’ve been warned!)
13 Worst Pick Up Lines
- If I toss this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
- I’ll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle.
- The word of the day is “Legs.” Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
- Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
- My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
- My favorite numbers 69.
- Was your daddy a farmer? Cause I’m loving those melons!
- Hi, my name is Milk. I’ll do your body good.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, only down under.
- Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
- Fuck me if I’m wrong but don’t you want to kiss me?
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That made me LMAO!
Ok I have been married for 26 yrs. So my question is do those lines really work on girls?
Thanks for making me laugh, it starts my day off nice!
Melody…I don’t know of one girl who would fall for them. They’d have to be desperate! Some of those are just sooo bad. LOL
Yeah, those are truly awful. Funny, but awful. I don’t think those lines could work for Johnny Depp.
I LOVED those lines. If a guy was a hottie and said those to me I would give him props for having a good sense of humor.
I bet Johnny would give it his best shot, though! LOL
@Jodie Riverina Romantics
Anyone with guts enough to use one of those cheesy lines, deserves a chance for trying!
These are great, where did you find them? I read a book that was about pick up lines and it was pretty funny, but these are better.
@Em I found them on several different sites. Can’t remember the name of them off the top of my head. I just Googled and found them though.
OH my! Those are truly awful! Glad I’m married after reading those!
LOL!!! Wow, those are bad. And I really know some guys who think lines like that are cute!