Thursday 13 :: Worst Pick Up Lines

Since this week’s Tuesday Teaser was from Wicked: Jade Butterfly, and there’s a scene in that book with the worst pick-up lines, I thought I’d list the funniest ones I’ve found…even those from the book!

(WARNING: Some of these have adult language. You’ve been warned!)
13 Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. If I toss this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
  2. I’ll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle.
  3. The word of the day is “Legs.” Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
  4. Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
  5. My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
  6. My favorite numbers 69.
  7. Was your daddy a farmer? Cause I’m loving those melons!
  8. Hi, my name is Milk. I’ll do your body good.
  9. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in
  10. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
  11. Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, only down under.
  12. Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
  13. Fuck me if I’m wrong but don’t you want to kiss me?
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About Lily Graison

Lily Graison is a USA TODAY bestselling author of historical western romances. She also writes a variety of genres under the name L. R. Grasion. Most all of her stories lean heavily to the spicy side with strong female leads and heroes who tend to always get what they want. She writes full time and lives in Hickory, NC with her husband and a house full of Yorkies

10 Responses to Thursday 13 :: Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. Melody says:

    That made me LMAO!
    Ok I have been married for 26 yrs. So my question is do those lines really work on girls?
    Thanks for making me laugh, it starts my day off nice!

  2. Lily Graison says:

    Melody…I don’t know of one girl who would fall for them. They’d have to be desperate! Some of those are just sooo bad. LOL

  3. Yeah, those are truly awful. Funny, but awful. I don’t think those lines could work for Johnny Depp.

  4. I LOVED those lines. If a guy was a hottie and said those to me I would give him props for having a good sense of humor.

  5. Lily Graison says:

    @Blue Shedevil

    I bet Johnny would give it his best shot, though! LOL

  6. Lily Graison says:

    @Jodie Riverina Romantics

    Anyone with guts enough to use one of those cheesy lines, deserves a chance for trying!

  7. Em says:

    These are great, where did you find them? I read a book that was about pick up lines and it was pretty funny, but these are better.

  8. Lily Graison says:

    @Em I found them on several different sites. Can’t remember the name of them off the top of my head. I just Googled and found them though.

  9. Shaun Tih says:

    OH my! Those are truly awful! Glad I’m married after reading those!

  10. Midnyte Reader says:

    LOL!!!  Wow, those are bad.  And I really know some guys who think lines like that are cute!

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