Since this week’s Tuesday Teaser was from Wicked: Jade Butterfly, and there’s a scene in that book with the worst pick-up lines, I thought I’d list the funniest ones I’ve found…even those from the book!
(WARNING: Some of these have adult language. You’ve been warned!)
13 Worst Pick Up Lines
- If I toss this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
- I’ll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle.
- The word of the day is “Legs.” Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
- Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
- My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
- My favorite numbers 69.
- Was your daddy a farmer? Cause I’m loving those melons!
- Hi, my name is Milk. I’ll do your body good.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, only down under.
- Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
- Fuck me if I’m wrong but don’t you want to kiss me?
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